Freeman's Address
(Without Postcode)

Date:

Address of Claimant
Dodgy Financial Enterprise

Dear xxx

NOTICE: (Freeman'sRef xxx)
Account References: xxxx (Where Applicable)
Without Prejudice

You have apparently written to my address and made claims against a <Mr. JOHN SMITH>. This is not me. Having investigated the matter further, and the law appertaining to it, I am now writing to you in honour, seeking remedy in relation to this matter. 

Required Proof Of Claim

I would be happy to settle any financial obligation I might lawfully have to you, as soon as I have received proof of claim against me, a human man, from you by way of the following documentation:

1.	Validation of the debt (i.e. the actual accounting showing <company name xxx's> real losses, if any);
2.	Verification of your claim against me (a sworn affidavit or a hand signed invoice in accordance with The Bills of Exchange Act 1882);
3.	A copy of the contract signed by both parties and therefore binding both parties to the agreement.

Notice Period

I hereby give you 14 (fourteen) days from the date of this notice to reply to it with a Notice, sent using recorded post and signed under full commercial liability and penalties of perjury, assuring and promising me that all of the replies and details given to the above requests are true and without deception, fraud or mischief. 

Notice of Terms

Your said failure to provide the aforementioned documentation within the said fourteen days to validate the debt, will be taken to constitute your agreement by acquiescence to the following terms:

1.	That the debt is in fact either invalid, did not exist in the first place or has already been settled in full
2.	That for any damages I suffer you will be held culpable 
3.	That any negative verbal or written remarks made to a credit reference agency will be removed and 
4.	That estoppel results, (meaning that you cannot and will no longer pursue this matter any further).

Accordingly the minimum you must do in order to carry on a lawful and honourable dialogue in this matter is to reply appropriately in some way within the fourteen-day period. Should some such reply not be received within this time you may as courtesy be sent a further and final notice confirming that the status of the alleged debt is as stated in the paragraph immediately above this one, although this is not lawfully required.

Notice Of Method For Contact

I also hereby give notice that I wish to deal with this matter in writing and therefore do not give your organisation, or any of its agents, permission to attempt contact either by telephone or door to door calls, with me or my homestead. Should this happen, I must warn you that any such calls could constitute harassment and may result in action being taken against you.

Address & Salutation for Correspondence

Please also note the current, correct postal address (given at the top of this letter) to which you may address any further correspondence. You must also address any correspondence to the human Man, <John of the family Smith> (which may also be written as <John: Smith>). My name is not <Mr. J SMITH or Mr. JOHN SMITH> or any other such capitalized and/or titled legal fiction, which relates only to the ‘person’ created via the registration of my birth by my parents without full disclosure and without my consent, (the details of which in any case are merely hearsay) and for which I can merely act as agent in correspondence in the short term.

Accordingly this correspondence also acts as notice that any letters incorrectly addressed based on the above, or any standard/automatically computer generated/unspecific correspondence which do not relate to the information requested here, from now on will be ignored and may be returned unopened, unread and notated with the text “see NOTICE: <(Freeman'sRef xxx)>” and that only correctly addressed, specific, written correspondence will be dealt with.

Notice to agent is notice to principle and vice versa.

Faithfully in honour, with respect and without prejudice,

<John of the family: Smith>

No assured value. No liability. All Rights Reserved.
Authorised Representative